Rätt stämning i sovrummet: The Original Edward Cullen Life Size Twilight Silhouette Vinyl Wall Decal.

I had spicy food last night, and it really didn’t agree with me this morning.

The Non-Expert: IKEA.
IKEA is a fully immersive, 3D environmental adventure that allows you to role-play the character of someone who gives a shit about home furnishings.

spEak You’re bRanes. If you like it so much why don’t you go live there?
”any one who does not believe in God should leave britain & go live under communist China.”

Star Trek in 47 seconds
Spoilers, förstås.
”Must you keep hanging from there?”

Your Mother
”It’s her cholesterol levels. I mean, you wouldn’t want to eat it, but it is technically mayonnaise.”

Bowser and his minions
”Did you know I just walk off cliffs?”
”Seriously?”
”Yeah, man. Right off the edge. Like a lemming.”

Matrix runs on Windows XP
”It looks like you’re trying to bend a spoon with your mind. Can I help you with that?”

xkcd är ungefär så roligt som det blir.

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