Star Trek in 47 seconds
Spoilers, förstås.
”Must you keep hanging from there?”
Your Mother
”It’s her cholesterol levels. I mean, you wouldn’t want to eat it, but it is technically mayonnaise.”
Bowser and his minions
”Did you know I just walk off cliffs?”
”Seriously?”
”Yeah, man. Right off the edge. Like a lemming.”
Matrix runs on Windows XP
”It looks like you’re trying to bend a spoon with your mind. Can I help you with that?”